Ua kau ka paipu ma luna o ka bix cool. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i komo i lalo o ka lua, ua lawe mua kona makuahine i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Akā, i mea e ʻeha ʻole ai kekahi, lawe ʻo ia i kāna kaikamahine. Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hana maikaʻi nā paipu i kēia manawa. Inā lākou, ʻoiaʻiʻo, nānā mau ʻia no nā kumu pale. ʻAe, inā hoʻomaka koke ia e kulu, a laila e ʻoluʻolu e kāhea iā ia - hiki iā ia ke mālama.
He kaikamahine ʻĪnia liʻiliʻi me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka dick nui ma luna o kahi paniolo! ʻO ia ka hui ʻana no ka hopena kiʻekiʻe a me ke komo ʻana. ʻO ka hoʻokani pila, ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, ma mua paha ua like ia. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he mea hou nā conquistador keʻokeʻo i nā kaikamahine ʻAmelika, a ʻaʻohe ala i huki ʻole ʻia lākou e hoʻāʻo i ka dick keʻokeʻo no ka ʻono. Maikaʻi nā kāne, a hiki i ke ʻano ke hoʻokani i kēia ʻano pāʻani. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke holo maoli e like me ia, a i ʻole pono mākou e hele i kahi mamao loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ka nani o ia ʻano ma laila.
Ua hele mai au.