ʻAʻohe mea e ʻōlelo ai - maikaʻi ke kau ʻana i ke aliʻi wahine ma luna o kāu dick, manaʻo ʻoe he kanaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻO nā umauma he silicone maoli, akā nani lākou, a he haʻuki ke kino a pau. He wahine maikai, malama pono i kona kino. He mea maʻalahi ka hopena - inā makemake ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne - hele i ka hale haʻuki a me nā salona nani!
He aha ka ʻāʻī hohonu? He mānoanoa ka pōleʻa o ka negero a hiki i ka ʻāpana o nā lehelehe paʻakikī ke komo i ke poʻo. No laila ua maopopo ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hele i lalo o kona ʻāʻī, aia i ka hohonu o kona waha he manamana lima o kona lima!