ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
Maikaʻi ke ala ʻana o ke keiki ma ka ʻaoʻao o ka nani, a inā ʻoe i ala aʻe a aia kahi ʻanakē ma luna o 100 paona? Ua hauʻoli wau i ka puhi ʻana i kahi kahu hale nani iaʻu iho.