ʻO ka hale, akā, nui wale, ʻaʻole i hōʻole e hoʻomaha i kēlā hale. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo - i koʻu manaʻo he wīwī loa ka lede, akā ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia i ka anus pono loa! No kēia, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomanawanui i kona ʻano lahilahi. A ʻike maopopo ʻia kēia hui e hoʻohuli i ka moekolohe me kahi wahine!
Hāʻawi mau kahi ʻekolu i nā manaʻo hou, hoʻonāukiuki i ke koko. Nani maoli ka hoki a ke kaikamahine ʻAsia. Makemake wau e hana iā ia iho. ʻAʻole naʻe nā kaikamahine ʻulaʻula a pau e lawe i ka puʻu: makaʻu lākou, ʻeke. Akā maikaʻi kēia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo maikaʻi iā ia. ʻAe, no ke aha he mea ʻole ia i ke ola maoli?! Ma ka liʻiliʻi maʻaneʻi hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻomaha i ka piha a nānā i nā kaikamāhineʻaʻole wale i nā jeans a me nāʻaʻahu, akā he'ōlohelohe.
Makemake au i kēlā wikiō.